Ok, so we know that red wine's good for your heart, and that dark beer is full of antioxidants. Liquor, on the other hand, doesn't have anything going for it...until you mix it with fresh juice, that is. The theory of one good thing canceling out a bad thing may not be grounded in science, but it's incredibly powerful in the field of justification.
To make this delish treat, core two granny smith apples and throw them in your juicer (more on juicing, sans alcohol, to come.) Cocktail-glass that shit and add a splash of vodka & a splash of sparking water. Cheers!